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Everything is Song. Everything is Silence. Since it all turns out to be illusion, perfectly being what it is, having nothing to do with good or bad, you are free to die laughing.

Jokes







Eternal Love







An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died, The entire family showed up to the funeral.







Every day







after the funeral the old man would show up at the grave with his dog and spend a few minutes out there. About two months later a priest saw the old man out there with his dog and decided to go talk to the old man.







"Hello there. You know, we see you come out here every day to visit your wife's grave and we just think that's so sweet. We were all wondering if the dog was something that was special to your wife since you always bring it out here with you."







"No, actually I bring the dog out here to pee on the grave. I'd do it myself, but I'd get arrested for indecent exposure!"







True Love is like a pillow







U could HUG it



when u r in trouble







U could CRY on it



when u r in pain







U could EMBRACE it



when u r happy







Want True Love?



Spend Rs 75 BUY A PILLOW.







New style of proposing a girl:







I have spent many sleepless



nights in ur love, & I don't



want my son to do the same



4 your daughter, So lets



make them brother & sister.







Life Paradox







what u want u don't get(luv),



what u get, u don't njoy(marriage),



what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend),



what is permanent is boring(wife)







When do you congratulate



someone for their Mistake?



Answer : On their Wedding !!







A Mother makes her son



Intelligent in 20 years,



but a Girl can makes



him Stupid in 2 minutes.







Museum administrator: That's a 500 year



old statue you've broken.







Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought



it was a new one!







Heartbeats are countless ....



Spirits are ageless ....



Dreams are endless.....



Memories are timeless....



A friend like you .......



Shameless!!!







2day, 2morrow & 4ever,



there will be 1 heart that



would always beat 4 u.







U know whose??







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.







YOUR OWN







History Teacher : From where to



where did the mughals rule ?







Student: Sir, I am not sure but



I think from page 15 to 26.







There is always a "DRIVE SLOW"



board near boy's schools, but n



ot near girl's college.. Why?







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.







COZ vehicles automatically go slow....







I want to share Everything with you.







Your JOYS,



Your SADNESS,



Your HAPPY MOMENTS



Every single second of day



Let us START with your



ATM Password first.







GIRL : I think the poorest



people are the happiest.







BOY : Then marry me and we'll



be the happiest couple



Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS







1 Too Many Questions.



2 Difficult to Understand.



3 More Explanation is Needed.



4 Result is always FAIL!







one message is recieved..















one nice person was sending...



















one monkey is reading this mesg..



















monkey is still reading and smiling...



















forward this to another monkey!!







Love means







'L' Lake of beer



'O' Ocean of whisky



'V' valley of rum



'E' end of stock (bar closed)







LOVE is injurious 2 health.







Consequences of American life style:







The wife rushed into house screaming



to her husband: Darling, Come quick!



Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.







This is not fair! How could u do this?







Didn't expect this from you!



Got a whole Channel on ur name



and didn't even tell me?







.



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Animal Planet!





Advice



Always listen to ur hubby,

He gives sound advice:



99% Sound & 1% Advice....



Husband: Today is sunday &

I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.



Wife: why three?

Husband: 4 u and ur parents.



Dream makes al things possible,

Hope makes al things work,

luv makes al thigs beutifl,

smile makes al d abv so

always BRUSH UR TEETH...!



HUMAN BRAIN IS THE MOST OUTSTANDING THING.

IT WORKS 24 HOURS A DAY AND

SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND IT ONLY

STOPS WHEN WE ENTER THE EXAM HALL



A lady delivered twins.



Suprisingly one is a boy and

another is a dog how it is possible?



Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....

wherever u go out network follows